Atheist Passions

AAAARRGH

Are people deliberately spouting non-sequiturs in order to produce some kind of forced iconoclasm? I certainly hope not. I hope that people are even slightly as interesting as they write. "Lawdy, lawdy," said "Bob" dazedly, quickly gulping some more Jameson. "Now we have to try to visualize a vagina quadrillions of parsecs deep." We make up words to justify the things we do. The name "Reverend Porno" was actually given to me by an anonymous figure who once saw my resume. At one point in my life, I had worked at Hustler Hollywood, down in New Orleans. Then came Katrina and ruined all the fun. I'm also an ordained minister, which happened to be on my resume along with the previous experience in doling out pornography. If you need some manner of blessing, absolution from sin (even if you don't believe in sin, I can absolve you from it), or need, very quickly, to be married in the eyes of some god or another, I'll be more than happy to help, for a small donation. Aside from being a masturbating man of god, I'm also pretty much an omni-nerd. Be it comics, video games, movies, role-playing games, anime, what-the-f*ck-ever, I'll probably be down with it. What can I say, I'm a glutton for entertainment, be it external, or self-produced. Some trivia: I was named after a certain argonaut, and blessed by gypsies when I was born. It's possible that they switched babies, putting a changeling in my crib. All manner of possibilities.

No video.

Body Type

average

Do you drink?

socially

Do you smoke?

daily, socially

Eye Color

blue, gray

Food Related

Carnivore, Chinese, Indian, Italian, Omnivore, Spicy

Hair Color

dark brown

Have Kids

no - do not want kids

Hobbies

computers, cooking & recipes, internet, movies, music, photography, reading, television, video games, writing

I currently live

with roommate(s)

I'm looking for

conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, miss right, travel companion

Income level

$25,000-$50,000

Individuality

tattoos

Marital Status

single - never married

Movies

action, comedy, drama, horror, indie, nothing but porn, sci-fi

My Sign

aquarius : jan. 20–feb. 18, i was born in february

Orientation

straight

Personality

extrovert, flirt, geek, introvert, loner, nerd, playa, playa hater, punk

Profession

Hospitality / Travel, Internet

Religious Views

Agnostic

Socially, I am

comic relief, flirt, loner

Groups:

Agnostic ; Flying Spaghetti Monster Worshippers

No preferences defined yet!

No links.

No forum posts yet

Help us keep Atheist Passions free of spam and fake profiles.

If you see spam, fake information, nonsense information, offensive information or an empty profile, please click the button below and enter your reason for reporting this profile. It will be reviewed promptly.
Note: Reporting Tool Only Visible To Logged In Members